"Well it's not really up to you, is it? Your my stranger and what I say goes." Grrr, layin' down the law, Alice.

"Oh Michael, what does a man who dresses up in woman's clothing LOOK like anyway? Of course not, but I knew a guy who looked totally white bread, and loved wearing woman's panties. He was a real sweetheart."

"Plus," she added, as she shifted against his chest, "there's nothing wrong with wearing women's underwear."